does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
(via foxyplaydate)
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
in german we say shut the fuck up thats the gayest thing ive ever heard
(Source: timorleste, via iamahugslut)
Interviewer: Billie Joe, how do you contain Tre? You don’t even try, do you?
Billie Joe: No, you don’t. I tune it out.
(via thecrazyscientistgirl)
ok but the thing is he smacks him on beat every time
I think I just burst a lung holding in those lulz.
